H.o.l.l.y.M.e.l.y.n.n.

Who is this person you may ask.

Holly Melynn.

what more can you say really.

just a college student with something always on her mind.

hollymelynn.tumblr.com.

just an average youtuber making her way to fame.

one view at a time.

youtube.com/user/hollymelynn.

does she like starbucks?

yes.

does she need any coffee?

no.

but hey her moms gonna offer you a drink so might as well have some too.

Holly Melynn.

wasnt sure about her at first.

she didnt think i liked her.

but once i made the penetration.

(metaphorically of course ;).

once the famous fortune "in bed" was shared.

well...that all just speaks for itself.

now she and alyssa abuse my kindness of my presence.

by running me to the mall in 100 degree clothing.

in -35.4 degree weather.

with ice cream in my hands to top it off.

(no pun intended).

and then further decide to lock me out of the car with nothing more than long socks to keep me warm.

Well thats just friendship i guess.

there will be plenty more van away matches where that came from.

so to Holly,

the only woman who can pull off well everything.

(the way i like it).

and fit about 7 ritz crackers with canned cheese in her mouth at once.

(talent i know).

Holly,

lets just say one day you will make someone very very happy.

(in bed).

bahahahahahahaha.